Meet The Staff
This is a series of articles I call "Meet the Staff". I introduce each member of the staff with photos and a brief, if completely made up, bio on each one.
I actually had a lot of fun with the series, and I hope you enjoy it too.
Today I want to introduce you to the newest member of our staff, Brad Deiss. In the spirit of the original series I will tell you a bit about Brad's background and a little about his personal life. If you believe anything you see beyond his photo and name, well, that would be a mistake.
Please take a moment to stop by or call the shop and talk to Brad about his bio, I'm sure he'll appreciate it.
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Brad Deiss
Brad joined us last summer as in intern, which is to say your basic slave laborer. Clearly he enjoyed the abuse we dished out because he returned during his Christmas break from school, and again this summer, albeit as a paid employee both times.
Brad is a student at Purdue, where he invented the Computer Breathalizer, a device that prevents people from sending emails or posting to Facebook when they are intoxicated. Expect his patents to clear by Christmas this year, by next year he will probably buy the shop and make me be his slave laborer.
In his 12th year at Purdue Brad is hoping to graduate by 2020. He is single, drives a Lamborghini purchased with the scholarship money he received as a cheerleader for the school football team. Brad was the leader of the Boilermaker's Dance Squad until he was disqualified due to his advanced age.
At home Brad likes to relax by making prank phone calls to European Union officials using his $19.95 MagicJack usb telephone device.
Brad will be with us through August when he returns to school. We look forward to having him rejoin us during the Christmas break.
~Steve