Wav Files

These wav files are offered for free, feel free to download them and enjoy them. Since these are sound bites cut from television, movies and commercials, we can not guarantee they are appropriate for all ages. I've tried to identify the source of as many as possible, feel free to email me if you know one that is not credited. Ringtones are on page 4.

A

adios.wav (WarnerBrothers) arribba.wav (WarnerBrothers) Austin_Powers_laugh.wav
affirmative.wav (StarTrek) arugh.wav (TimAllen) Austin_Powers_rich_dead_sexy.wav
AHag.wav (Will&Grace) att.wav Austin_Powers_right.wav
AHHH3.WAV Austin_Powers_danger.wav Austin_Powers_talk_to_hand.wav
AHHH5.WAV Austin_Powers_death.wav Austin_Powers_veally.wav
airplane.wav Austin_Powers_groovy.wav Austin_Powers_very_randy.wav
alrighty.wav (JimCarey) Austin_Powers_horny2.wav austin_mail2.wav
a_sh@t.wav Austin_Powers_horny3.wav AustinPowers_frikin_bone(need info).wav
adjourned(BlazingSaddles).wav admirer(tweetypie).wav advice_drink_heavily.wav
aladdin_cant_take_it.wav aladdin_who_disturbs.wav alfredhitchcock_good_evening.wav
alkaseltzer.wav (commercial) allwrong.wav (W.Brothers) alone.wav
american_pie_bless_net.wav american_werewolf_attack.wav amibad.wav
another.wav AreYouReadyForFootball.mp3 are_you_the_police.wav (BluesBros)
att-cannotbecompleted.wav att.wav attbong.wav
attCellnotavail.wav averted.wav (Bullwinkle)  

B

 
badfeeling.wav biddingmaster (StarWars).wav BITCH.WAV (Aliens)
beepbeep.wav (W.Bros) bigbrain (PulpFiction).wav blowthisjoint.wav
bad2bone.wav Booboo.wav (YogiBear) BarneyFife-many_roads.wav
badges.wav (SierraMadre) badges-short.wav (SierraMadre) badges2.wav (GoingSouth)
bath.wav BeverlyHillbillies_computer.wav BeverlyHillbillies_deserve.wav
BeverlyHillbillies_end.mp3 BeverlyHillbillies_hotdog.wav BeverlyHillbillies_well_doggie.wav
BeverlyHillsCopTheme.mp3 BirdCage_b@stard.mp3 BitesTheDust(Queen).wma
BlazingSaddlesMongo.wav BluesBros_106miles.wav bond_goldfinger_expect.wav
bond_oh_james.wav bond_pussy_galore.wav BondJamesBond.wav
BoobyTrap.wav (BurnNotice) buggs.wav BugsBunnyMerryChristmas.wav
Bond_Plenty.wav bunchofpansies.wav (SNL) Bond_martini.wav
How_to_Throw_a_Proper_Bachelor_Party.wav  

C

Camera.wav correctamundo.wav (PulpFiction) curly.wav
cantdothingslikethat.wav crowdcheer.wav curly2.wav
Crypt_laugh.wav Cryptkeeper_laugh2.wav curlynunk.wav
canthear.wav CarrollShelby_InTroubleNow.wav crowd.wav
chevrolet2.wma (DinaShore) chuckles.mp3 ChurchLady_NakedBreasts.wav
circuitsbusy-verizon.wav circuitsbusy.wav CloseYourMouth.wav (Will&Grace)
CLOTHES (terminator).WAV complicate (Alf).wav CryptLaugh_dangerous.mp3
CryptLaughWhipDangerous.mp3 Coming2America-dream.mp3 Coming2America-warn.mp3
CONNECT(trainsound).wav cool (Bart Simpson).wav cool2 (WaynesWorld).wav
creep.wav creepy.wav cut_to_chase.wav
crowdcheer.wav cucumber.wav  

D

dangerousjob.wav didntwork.wav (HomerSimpson) dogeatdog.wav (Cheers)
Daffy_ahoo.wav doh.wav (HomerSimpson) DANGER.WAV
deleted.wav DemolitionMan_deny.mp3 DemolitionMan_find.mp3
DemolitionMan_shoveljob.mp3 DemolitionMan_think.mp3 dependsonthis.wav (MadelineKahn)
dingding.wav dogsoff(ArchieBunker).wav dont_interrupt_me.wav (Am.Pie)
dontbelieveU.wav doorbell.wav doublesecret.wav (AnimalHouse)
down_the_drain.wav (AnimalHouse) dragnet.wav dragnet_cop.wav
  duckjob.wav (Rated R)  

E

elmerlaugh.wav excellent.wav (Bill&TedsExcellentAdv.) exsqueezeme.wav (WaynesWorld)
EXCELENT.WAV (terminator) excuseme.wav (Steve Martin) Ernest_T Bass_here.wav
ever_again(AmericanPie).wav    

F

failure_is_not_an_option.wav feels_good.wav (JasBrown) force_be_with.wav
Ive_fallen.wav flush.wav flush2.wav
fastimes.wav (LetsParty) follow_me(Addams Family).wav feedme.wav (LittleShopofHorrors)
fester.wav fgm_hitskeepcoming.mp3 fired.wav
fit_in.wav frankly_son.wav (C.Heston) food_fight.wav (AnimalHouse)
friend.wav foot_down.wav (Animal House) frikin_bone.wav (AustinPowers)
fuddfire.mp3 funnyitup.wav  

G

gameover.wav (Aliens) gnarly.wav (Bill&Ted) GoodmorningVietnam.wav
GET_OUT.WAV (terminator) gonnahurt.wav greatman.wav (Cheech&Chong)
GetALife.wav (Will&Grace) gooddaytodie.wav (StarTrek) greatoz.wav
getdrunk.wav goodlookin.wav get_smart_theme.wav
girlproducts.wav glad_later.wav golly(GomerPyle).wav
GomerPyle_stupid.wav gonna_die.wav goodcat(Alf).wav
  guitarsolo.wav  

H

hail_king.wav havemail.wav hornytoads.wav (YosemiteSam)
HASTA.WAV (terminator) hello.wav humanerr.wav (2001)
haveabeer.wav hellobaby.wav hurtyou.wav
hallelujah.wav (Choir) hiosilver.wav handlethetruth.mp3 (A Few Good Men)
Haney-hushmouth.wav hatethat.wav hear_no.mp3 (Analyze This)
hell_of_a_thing.wav heres_looking.mp3 (Bogart) hero.wav
heyabbtt.wav hotstiff.wav how_much for the women.wav (BluesBrothers)
howdy.wav (Terminator) humbug.wav  

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